Lyrics

They’re devious, mysterious and sometimes less than serious, but whatever they are, they make for an interesting read. Enjoy!

Advice

We all know by now that cigarettes can kill
Why live a long time when you’re over the hill
You lecture me about the dangers of passivity
It’s a big white lie to create conformity

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Some Kind Of Wonderful

There was a man
He had a gun
He was going out to have himself some fun
He wasn’t bad
He wasn’t broke
You would assume he was a decent sort of bloke
Then he turned
And went back
And shot his family watching TV in the dark
They’re saying

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The Invisible Cat

I’m obtuse unconventional
Twisted and multi dimensional
A complex intellectual
Allegedly I’m unnatural
Consequence is unintentional
The effects are astronomical

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TV Junkie

Cover me in chocolate
Smother me in marmite
I am in the jungle
Caught up in a fire fight
I’ve got cold spaghetti
All over my belly
Underneath my Poncho
My legs have turned to jelly

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